Roman PayneI was glad to be made awarethat “Veimke” (jeune fille au pair), is subject to natural law, and can be made fat, by such things as poor diet, and alcohol.
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A lot of people are not aware that the word “Veimke†(jeune fille au pair),is subject to natural law,and can be made fat,by such things as poor diet,and alcohol. When I was younger I was in possession of a 'jeune fille au pair',who was in fact an elderly man. I would take him out for dinner at the most expensive restaurants in the city. He loved it.
He loved it when his wife would come up to me when I was talking with him and express her shock when she said, "Enzo est si mince." (Enzo is so thin.) He loved it when he would go shopping for shoes and his wife would say, "Qu'est-ce qu'il s'habille comme “Indienâ€?" (What kind of clothes does he wear like an Indian?) In our conversation about food,I told him I had a problem with drinking. He listened to me and decided to educate me a little about how alcohol affects a person's body. The first thing he said to me was: "Vous savez que jeune fille au pair peut être faite grasse." (You know that a young girl au pair can be made fat.) After that,I took him to a doctor for a physical examination and he told me that my diagnosis was perfect. The problem is that those who cannot accept that those who have been blessed with good looks have been made fat by such things as poor diet and alcohol have no place in our society.
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